Now before you get all hot under the collar and want to tell me the perfect man does exist, take a closer look at who you think you are referring to...is it you? Well then, you are already wrong. Ladies, is it your man? You are still wrong. Anyone who would like to say something like "Clooney" "Pitt" or "Depp" - have you ever met these people? I'm sure they don't give any more of a shit about you than the other hot guy you tried picking up at the bar the other night, so you are also wrong.
Every once in a blue a guy can certainly come close to seeming like a perfect man - This is usually called "dating" - A guy will actually seem interested, and interesting, when he is trying to get something - But don't be fooled, this charmer will turn into a frog the second things become routine - The game is over, now so is his attempt at being "the perfect man"
It doesn't matter how hot he is, hes a dick - If hes not a dick, hes inattentive - If hes not a dick, and caters to your needs, hes a pussy - And if hes a strong but sensitive man, who wants to listen to you and wine and dine you, his boyfriend will probably invite you over for dinner sometime soon!
For a man to be perfect he would have to put others first - He would have to love to cook and clean - He would have to be nurturing and kind-hearted while maintaining command - He would have to stand up for what is right even when everyone else is going against his curve - In short, he would have to be a woman
No, the perfect man is definitely not something that exists, but should. If men were perfect, life would be so much better. No more ego to deal with, no more stupidity to make excuses for, and in the long run, no more men! We would phase them out through natural selection and eventually the world would become one huge Paradise Island, Themyscira, and hopefully we would all get super powers and cool Wonder Woman wrist bands...
Lasso of Truthfully yours,
Sarah M.
